October 2010
23 posts
Second best reason:
Now and then you see a homeless guy’s dick on the subway.
Best reason to live in New York:
You can walk and fart really loud at the same time and no one will hear it. And if they smell it, it’s still better than what they currently smell… Which is usually liquid shit coming from the person asking them for money.
Today someone showed me a picture of Paul Rudd with a sock over his dick.
I am ready to have sex with your father now.
Diarrhea. How does it work?
How does it taste?