July 2010
43 posts
Consequences will never be the same!
There are just some days where I realize everyone around me is bat shit crazy and I’m just trying to get me some peanut butter and jelly and watch Predator.
WBLK Consciousness Awakening Campaign’s Top 10 Questions You Should Ask When Buying Anything
1.) who’s sellin?
2.) what are they sellin?
3.) is it bigger than a bread basket?
4.) do I need condoms?
5.) who stands to gain the most from this transaction?
6.) is there an extended warranty?
7.) will it run Crysis?
8.) can it kick my ass?
9.) what’s the smell?
10.) can I feed it to...
One time I knew this girl and she asked me to help her with her resume. She then ranted about how it’s so stupid resumes are expected to be on white paper and all proper. She thought it would be cutting edge to print on colored paper and use wacky typeface. That’s just bad taste, retard. They won’t hire you for not using white paper. They won’t hire you because you are a...
I love when my cat tries to take a stand against me. It’s adorable. I’m the dictator of this house. You will work for nothing and pray I do not rape your spouse.
I won’t post the video of the Double Rainbow guy here because I’m going to assume you’ve seen it by now but if you haven’t, fuck you.
I’ve had a real string of DJing drunk lately. I think it will be entertaining for some people till I get the point where I’m shitting all over myself and crying or blowing a dude. Did you see that picture of Ke$ha with the spilt muscle milk on her tummy? She looks like a glazed animal cracker.
90% of my work day is spent thinking of going home and smoking weed. 90% of my time smoking weed is spent thinking of calling in sick to work the next day. This dude behind me smells like kid shit.
