Dear Friends, I am not a graphic designer or an artist. The last impressive design I’ve done was for the cover of a Zepplin CD called “Snatch Attaq” which consisted of Shaquille O’Neil slam dunking a grenade into a vagina. Anyhoo… my very awesome and friendly band needs artwork done. We will probably pay you nothing because recording has cost us approximately 1...
“they should call you nostradumbass” (Top Ten Things I’ve Heard Playing Blackjack At The Casino Today)
…will be the name of the gym I open when I’m 45. I move out of Buffalo in less than a month. In true Buffalo fashion, every last detail gets hung up till the last second. I feel like my life is a little like a Bass Pro only all my employees are paraplegic and, more importantly, 14. I will miss you dearly, sweet Buffalo. Mostly, I’ll miss the people who get shit done and have...
“Dad’s intense man. He just wants me to be successful. Just don’t let up on me, just push push push every day. You don’t ever sit down when you’re around my dad, you don’t ever put your hands in your pockets. You better be up doing something or he is IN YOUR ASS, and he’s ALWAYS IN MINE”