October 2011
43 posts
Don’t be a fuckin trash bag and get to Hallowasted this year.
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Dribbled vomit out of my mouth because I’m high and on the way to the airport and my driver is a wild animal.
Fuck fart
WatchI CANT NO I CANT WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO TEDDY RUXSPIN
Like a talky rap song?
I keep having dreams that reference a rap song Al Pacino did in the mid 90s. Did this ever happen in real life?
Occupy Fart Street
WatchThis is literally the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
This weekend I only tried to eat the sun once.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
Dear Chris, The reason Del Rio lost at Night of Champions has to do with Cena’s superpowers. You see, many years ago, onboard the Titanic, Cena cried at midnight (he’d just lost the love of his life to some Irish con artist) during a full moon. The magic moonbeams transformed his tear into a link between him and the ocean. This magical link allowed Cena to survive the disaster as...
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WatchAw cwap
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I got shot 9 times 10 years ago. I am the 50 cent.
friends with the 50 cent ———————————- keith wandered into an amvets the other day screaming for a bulletproof baseball cap; which they obviously did not have. he broke one of the wood-laminate coffee tables and urinated in the women’s dress section before running through the fire door in the back of the store with his middle...
I got shot 9 times 10 years ago. I am the 50 cent.
“Nickelback isn’t as bad as people say they are.”- Carl Sagan on the Occupy Wall Street protests
Top Circlejerks for the Week of October 2nd, 2011
“Hey everyone let’s all talk about and complain about Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, and Hipsters, that way we can prove that we aren’t those things and we don’t like those things!!”
“Dear Occupy Wall Street, your shirtless drum circle has made us see the error of our ways - Koch Brothers”
“‘We fixed it. All of it.’
-science.”
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