NS4W: Archive

Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

Mar 30th

For your health... →

Mar 30th

So I was just hanging out in my underwear wearing a t-shirt with my own name on it and a pair of boots and while I was just relaxing, I heard you talking a bunch of shit from the other room. So I came out here with a microphone and now I’m going to give you a DDT.

Mar 29th

“Which one will almost kill me?”

Mar 28th

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Went to Impact font one too many times. Canv.as permaban :-(((

Mar 28th

Mar 26th

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Keep Yr Eyes On Yr Beers

Early Thursday morning a found myself on the kitchen floor with a candy bar wrapper in my hand. The last thing I remember clearly was leaving a bowling alley on Wednesday evening. My butthole appears intact and I still have my laptop. Clearly the terrorists didn’t win this time but apparently when someone slips something into my drink, I turn into an absolute passed out looney toon, more so...

Mar 25th

One time in prison I told a guy his ear looked dirty, I then pulled a coin out of it. He was then dubbed as “Dirty Ears Bill.” Later he shanked me out on the yard while I was playing catch with my father.

Mar 23rd

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“At least PCs pull clit”

Mar 23rd

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

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Mar 18th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 17th

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The guy who screams about vaginas every day was finally removed from the corner store premises. 3/16 never forget

Mar 16th

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Between 6 and 8 years ago, tim and I would sit on a couch and get drunk and high and watch wrestling every Monday night. Now in 2011, absolutely nothing has changed save for the city and lack of couch. We also have man jobs now so we can afford better weed and now endless pizza. When I was young, all I wanted to do with my life was get high and drunk, watch wrestling, eat tons of pizza, look for...

Mar 15th

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