Dear Social Media, I think we are breaking up. Twitter sucks. It’s something I check when I’m having a cigarette outside and I’ve already read everything on Reddit today. I can’t process a million tweets because I’m old. If I’m lucky, I’ll have actually found one thing in my Twitter feed that I’ll be compelled to check out. This happens maybe once...
Last night on RAW, the WWE aired a simulation done by THQ of George Washington vs Abe Lincoln. John Cena stormed the ring and beat the ever living shit out of George Washington.
Have sex with Christopher reeve in outerspace.
The Rock returned on RAW tonight and my dick exploded. Now I don’t have a dick anymore.
shitwizard: If you need a “holiday” to give a shit about your friends and family then you should probably just go swallow some type of industrial strength poison.