June 2011
82 posts
May 2011
69 posts
The bender is over. I honestly have zero recollection of my Internet life over the last two days.
Coochie Flaps
And her booty is why god invented my baawwwwwwz
In all honesty, would you trust a blow job from someone from New Milford, PA.
I heard if you have sex on Friday the 13th your dick turns into a scorpion.
Ho dup wait a minute let me put some kush up in it. In buffalo where people melted their brains cause a bear was in Amherst. I made a bunch of jokes about the bear stealing everyone’s jewelry which I only laughed at and I didn’t even get it.
My 1000th follower will win an all expense paid trip to Yung Money, New Cum Island.